John Azzi, Staff Writer
John Azzi is the greatest man alive. He is CPR and Wilderness First Aid certified. He’s cycled 50 miles in one day. He has competed at a Highland Games reenactment and has thrown rocks and trees. He speaks Gaelic and loves wearing kilts. He’s caught many fish. He’s really good at shooting shotguns. He’s on the Varsity Swim Team. He can do 70 push-ups in a row. He’s won Varsity Tennis matches against the top schools like St. Andrew’s, Kings Academy, and American Heritage. He shoots par in golf and drives 200 yards. He has a 4.0 unweighted GPA and is 3rd in his class. He was invited to the Harvard Debate Tournament for extemporaneous speaking. He wrote his own version of The Great Gatsby – 600 pages long – in one summer. He’s been published in magazines with national circulation. He learned the trumpet in 2 months and got into Honors Advanced Band. And most importantly, he’s met Dennis Prager.
